Jake-a-lake goble goble nuts is el jefe, el stinky poo, el grande cheese-o, commander in chief, yes folks, your president. He will lead the club this year into bungholes and vaginas never before chartered, and push the limits of this club till it fucking bleeds purple and gold! Despite all this violence and bloody talk, on any given day you can find this lad's benevolence as he skips up and down Higuera in nothing but a green leprechaun hat, filling expired meters with quarters and kissing them for good luck (yes, he sanitizes them first). CPSC is already viewed by all as the veiny turgid cock that you would not dare to cross or try and stuff in your butt, but Jake is going to make it so that the ground rumbles and hernias erupt when our name is uttered at any corner of the Earth. More to come...

This man hath slain more beaver than the entire population of French Canadians. Not only do his tips for cunnilingus resound through sexual books and magazines across the world i.e.: "Be sure to test the waters with a test finger to nose swipe action. 2: Be sure to bring a snorkel..., but he also has his own line of penis reducers for those of us with painfully large dongs...your welcome ladies! He handles his business like a boss, and he will make sure that our budget is fatter Chuck Norris's left nut!

Max Chellemi AKA “Chellems” is a badass when it comes to marketing. When he isn’t naked and roaming the streets chanting the Costa Rican National Anthem you can find him in the surf, on the mountain, or pimpin’ at any cougar club. His superb drinking habits and abnormally large penis, put him on the top of most ladies “fuck-it-list”. Aside from his imminent blackouts, that include urinating on anyone or anything that gets in his way, he is sure to get us the sickest sponsors and the dopest venues possible. And please look out for his “Hot Dog” because it is coming at you long and hard!

Despite his boyish good looks, there is not much boyish about the way that he handles his bedroom business. From having multiple cell phones and girl friends, to using the pile-driver and the "table-top-jack-hammer", he has sent more women limping home that a sandpapered mechanical bull operated by Satan himself. Ladies don't fret, he was also cast for the leading role in The Notebook but he turned it down for the sake of his manhood. Dedicated to the tech, and a shredder of the gnar, this guys spirits are knowledge are going to make for a turbocharged website and innovation in all aspects of the club.

Our activities chair, A.K.A.: Dusty, El Gaucho, or Palm Dale, is deeply religious, but not in the way you are thinking. His worship attire is, well...off, his temple is the bar, he ministers to strictly women, and his divine sacrament is Popov. Although we pulled this dessert dawg from a cave filled with soon-to-not-be virgin women, he has adapted to the example of what it means to party, travel, and set-up camp, Ski Club style. Although his green card has expired and he may get deported, this party animal is sure to get the festivities poppin' wherever he ends up!

Just as a warm up, this large hunk of man takes his morning jog over the Sierras and swims across the Pacific Ocean. There’s no mountain too steep, jump too big, or woman too old for the Gnargoyle to shred. So new members beware of Gnarjeezy for if he pursues you, there is no stopping his irresistible smile and loving personality. He will get more people to join CPSC than the amount of crabs on Max's downstairs mix up. If this devoted board member doesn’t steal your heart at first sight, just wait till he’s on the slopes. His name isn’t Gnargoyle for any ‘ol reason. He shreds the gnar harder than a cokehead snorts lines. The Gnargoyle is sure to expand our membership base bigger than a coug's vajajay!

This Steamboat local has been carving lines in the faces of the tallest mountains and in the most champagne like snow since she was a fetus. Unmatchable in talent, this hottie also has the ability to ensnare any penis she wants. The way she achieves this is by sensually playing a flute, lighting incense, and finally as they draw closer -- GRABS THE PRIZE! Despite the merciless way of taking her men, her smile, demeanor, and caring personality are sure to attract more and more people to our sign-up booth. Ski Club thanks for your energy and commitment Chrissy!

She is the new ski club MILF. As caring and helpful as your mom, she has been known to be the chase of all straight men. Don't get me wrong, Rupert has not given birth yet, but she has moved to California in order to produce an army large enough to take over Colorado. She has fled from there due to too much gang affiliated threats and attempts of her murder. She once ran the drug game and will stop at nothing to get, and I quote, "Bak awn taap a dem bitchez". Her time invested in the game brings to the club incredible marketing and sales abilities, communication skills, networking, and the ability to adapt and over-cum when the time calls for it.